Back in the day, soothsayers spent their time hanging around in mystical caves whippin' up magic potions, imbibing said magic potions and seein' shit. Now with the advent of designer drugs, they just get whammered, see shit and then go into the kitchen and get a tattoo of the shit they saw.
You forgot to put a space between "soothsayer" and "spent". Should be "shit they saw" not "shit the saw".
ReplyDeleteSorry for being the Grammar Nazi.
However I do like the word "whammered"...
Nice try, but still not right. "They shit the saw" should be "The shit they saw."
ReplyDeleteYou can do it. Somewhere your third grade teacher will be smiling. LOL.