Here piggy-piggy!

They Saved Hitler's What?

                 Oh! those Angry Samoans are crazy!!! 

Corn Fed Peorians and the Skin Farts They Love...

Are you ready for some football!?!

Every super fan knows the only way to truly support your team is to get some ink, whether it be at your local shop, your pal's garage or even in jail. The more zany, the better! Here are some of our favorite National Football League tattoos.

Way to commit, Larry. "I like'em all" is what assholes say.

Richard Cranium

      Is this a Cleveland Browns tattoo? Its level of suck seems fitting.

See Larry, this is how you do it!

Loyalty. 

Fact: The New York Giants are dicks. But at least they won't shoot at you like Raiders fans will.

Go Goats!

Somehow, I feel this should have been a tramp stamp.

Are prisoners even allowed to watch the Super Bowl?

Create your own caption!

Ol' Crazy Eyes

Bring your dad to school day just got real.

Eazy Mother Fuckin' Unabombing E

Ted Kaczynski or Eric Wright it's all the same, bombin' on fools is my mother fuckin' game.

Time to pay the bookstore for a dictionary.

Whoa, dude!

Obvious Political Affiliation

"PIZZA PARTY"? But I've got hamburger toes!

Old Glory

Happy Independence Day, America! Skin Fart salutes you and all or your tattoo-faced patriots!

It seems you have a somewhat checkered past...

Diamonds are Forever

Who is the true king of the ocean? We're stumped.

The one-armed man is king in an ocean of flippers and fins.

None Too Pleased

"Chi-tonw", "Fruitville" and a spider

My bet is on Peoria for Skin Fart capital of the Western hemisphere.

"B-Graids" in all his glory.

Tramp Stamp Blues

Dirty Rotten Imbecile

Marsa Was Here (with a razor blade and some red ink, apparently)

Somebody Did

Heart of Darkness

Ferret: a punk rock centerfold

  Some people strive with all their energies to become "punk rock" and never quite get it. Others do it with such ease it leaves your head spinning. Take for example, my pal Ferret. For years now, he's been getting shit-faced in shady-ass pool halls, attending every show that comes through town, breaking bottles over naysayers heads, passing out where he pleases and gathering a wicked collection of Skin Farts from around the world. And although he's now well into his 30s, the scrappy little bastard has shown no signs of slowing down! So, we salute you Ferret, and all of your glorious Skin Farts! Shit, we might even rename ourselves Skin Ferret.

Ferret circa 2002

Notice the placement of this punk pig-like thingy over his heart.

Fuck no, he doesn't own a macaw or listen to Jimmy Buffet. He just thought it looked cool, on his forearm.

I can't say enough about this melty tri-faced thingy.

I can hear him now, "Just gimme somethin' punk on my arm, man. I don't give a fuck."

I swear to Christ that the singer in the middle of this awesome back-piece is none other than Ferret himself.

If you look closely you'll see an Asian gangster w/ a smoking gun pointed directly at you. Also, notice the candle burning away below

Ferret circa 2011

Psychic Friends Network

    Back in the day, soothsayers spent their time hanging around in mystical caves whippin' up magic potions, imbibing said magic potions and seein' shit. Now with the advent of designer drugs, they just get whammered, see shit and then go into the kitchen and get a tattoo of the shit they saw.

From Peoria, With Love

        Peoria, IL: Home of Cold Cock Jones and the Shithawks. Right the Fuck On!

What up, cuz?

                                                   The end, that's what's up.

Name That Skin Fart

Honestly, I forgot what the guy told me it was and I can't figure it out on my own. Kinda looks like a black finger descending from a storm cloud. Whatever it is, it's cool as shit.

Love that chicken.

Some folks have an unhealthy obsession with their food. Or do they?

Old Hickory is none too pleased.

We're not sure what's going on here. Does this gentlemen despise Abraham Lincoln or does he like him a little too much?

                                     "fuck lincoln IN THE BUTT"