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Everyday Low IQs

The Shark Pit

Here piggy-piggy!

They Saved Hitler's What?

                 Oh! those Angry Samoans are crazy!!! 

Corn Fed Peorians and the Skin Farts They Love...

Are you ready for some football!?!

Every super fan knows the only way to truly support your team is to get some ink, whether it be at your local shop, your pal's garage or even in jail. The more zany, the better! Here are some of our favorite National Football League tattoos.

Way to commit, Larry. "I like'em all" is what assholes say.

Richard Cranium

      Is this a Cleveland Browns tattoo? Its level of suck seems fitting.

See Larry, this is how you do it!

Loyalty. 

Fact: The New York Giants are dicks. But at least they won't shoot at you like Raiders fans will.

Go Goats!

Somehow, I feel this should have been a tramp stamp.

Are prisoners even allowed to watch the Super Bowl?

Create your own caption!

Ol' Crazy Eyes

Bring your dad to school day just got real.

Eazy Mother Fuckin' Unabombing E

Ted Kaczynski or Eric Wright it's all the same, bombin' on fools is my mother fuckin' game.

Time to pay the bookstore for a dictionary.

Whoa, dude!

Obvious Political Affiliation

"PIZZA PARTY"? But I've got hamburger toes!

Old Glory

Happy Independence Day, America! Skin Fart salutes you and all or your tattoo-faced patriots!

It seems you have a somewhat checkered past...

Diamonds are Forever

Who is the true king of the ocean? We're stumped.

The one-armed man is king in an ocean of flippers and fins.

None Too Pleased

"Chi-tonw", "Fruitville" and a spider

My bet is on Peoria for Skin Fart capital of the Western hemisphere.

"B-Graids" in all his glory.

Tramp Stamp Blues

Dirty Rotten Imbecile

Marsa Was Here (with a razor blade and some red ink, apparently)