Vulgar Display of Idiocy

or Fucking Imbecile

Don't Make an Ass Out of Yourself

Leave it to Florida, home of bath salt zombies, snakes that eat alligators and pilot schools for the 9/11 hijackers to bring the world its first glimpse of asshole tattoos.

For those looking for a better angle of the anal....

Now that we're all in the mood for asshole tattoos, these seem somehow appropriate.

Dude, I Told You Not to Fall Asleep In the Tattoo Chair

Darth Was Always a Little Cheeky

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What do you even say to shit like this?

Worst Tattoo Ever?

WTF just got real.

NATO Summit Protesters and Their Ink

Karl Marx or Carl's marks? 

Sweet Nervous Breakdown tattoo, duder.

 We tried to hook this guy up with the girl below, but she was having none of it.

Live Fast Food, Die Fast Food

You're Doing It Wrong...

Siamese Piggies

Nobody Beats the Biz

Comical Virgin

Thank you for being a friend...

Everyday Low IQs

The Shark Pit

Here piggy-piggy!

They Saved Hitler's What?

                 Oh! those Angry Samoans are crazy!!! 

Corn Fed Peorians and the Skin Farts They Love...

Are you ready for some football!?!

Every super fan knows the only way to truly support your team is to get some ink, whether it be at your local shop, your pal's garage or even in jail. The more zany, the better! Here are some of our favorite National Football League tattoos.

Way to commit, Larry. "I like'em all" is what assholes say.

Richard Cranium

      Is this a Cleveland Browns tattoo? Its level of suck seems fitting.

See Larry, this is how you do it!

Loyalty. 

Fact: The New York Giants are dicks. But at least they won't shoot at you like Raiders fans will.

Go Goats!

Somehow, I feel this should have been a tramp stamp.

Are prisoners even allowed to watch the Super Bowl?

Create your own caption!

Ol' Crazy Eyes